Disclaimer and stuffses like that

First, let me start off this little blog post with a not-so-famous quote:

"dunno
i lazy help you write programming qns
esp when you suan me until liddat"

This hurtful message was sent to me via MSN, and I believe it to be most untrue. After much reflection, I concluded a few things.

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I deeply regret the fact that I did not state prior to this that any and every of the characters on my blog are totally ficticious and all resemblence to any living or dead person in the world you call real is probably unintended and unreal. If you make the connection and strongly believe in it, please note that not everybody may think the same way. This will prevent tensions from arising. Just to add to the word count and make this more obvious, Don't Link My Rants To The Real World. Moo! I meant "Rawr!".

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