Poem Writing Exercise 2

Driving By Woods on a Hungry Morning

There was once a bear called Barr
Who likes to drive a big red car
He drives the red car through the woods
Foraging around for food.

One day, he met a honey bee,
who got frightened, and stung his knee.
But Barr the Bear was undefeated,
"ME WANT MORE FOOD", he repeated.

So though the forest the bear roamed,
In search for the honey hive
At last he spotted what he seeked
And into the hive he dived.

But alas, it was not to be,
For angry wasps were waiting for him.
Basically, he got pwned
By the nasty little wasp stings.

Hungry, beaten, stung and stunk,
Barr the Bear was still unfazed.
"I'll BE BACK", he chanted,
There're still ten acres for him to raze.

Poem Writing Exercise 1

How does Marken write such nice poems? I want to learn!

Ok let's try.

Scrambled eggs are cool
Cos when they splatter
They make a good meal
On your platter.


Unsheath your sword!
Charge across the landscape!
Kill those minions!
Oops, its runescape!


Beware of dragons
for they breathe fire
that will surely melt
those plastic tyres.


Bleh, looks like it's not working :(.

Ah well, let's tell a knock-knock joke instead.

A: Knock Knock!
B: Who's there?
A: You know.
B: You know who?
A: Yes.