How does Marken write such nice poems? I want to learn!
Ok let's try.
Scrambled eggs are cool
Cos when they splatter
They make a good meal
On your platter.
Unsheath your sword!
Charge across the landscape!
Kill those minions!
Oops, its runescape!
Beware of dragons
for they breathe fire
that will surely melt
those plastic tyres.
Bleh, looks like it's not working :(.
Ah well, let's tell a knock-knock joke instead.
A: Knock Knock!
B: Who's there?
A: You know.
B: You know who?
A: Yes.
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