The bus and the water bottle (that both went whoosh)

Ok fine. There are about two parts to this article. (not a grammar error. The "about" here refers to approximately, and definition for approximately is... vague?)

One. Bus.

Two. Water bottle.

Story one -- The bus that went WHOOSH
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"The bus is coming."

"WHOOSH!"

*mumble about taking the MRT*

Story two -- The duel of the water bottle and the MOOR house T-shirt
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*begin real narration*

The water bottle swung itself. There was acceleration of an estimated 12.5 meters per second per second, and within a mere 0.4 seconds, it had attained a commendable velocity of 5 meters a second! It focused on its target, the Moor house T-shirt, which was spreading itself wide. And, it missed.

It flew in a rough parabola and after starting its descent (it would be incorrect to say that it was steep because a parabola in this case has a point with gradient 0), it crashed into a 3D model and went WHOOSH. It nearly killed somebody. And there was liquid gushing out of the water bottle after that unfortunate accident (would you call that blood?).

Is WHOOSH ever a good thing?